Welcome to ICE
Amusing
Government
Saturday Night Live’s version of ICE’s recruitment pitch:
Do you need a job now?
Yeah.
Are you a big, tough guy?
Yeah.
Tough enough for the army or police?
No.
But do you take supplements that you bought at a gas station?
Daily.
Do you like to use zip ties because people in your life don’t trust you with keys?
You know it.
Then buckle up and slap on some Oakleys, big boy. Welcome to ICE.